The story: Boy sees movie. Boy falls in love with character from movie. Boy buys DVD of Japanese movie that inspired character boy loves. Boy realizes that DVD is Region 3, since there is no Region 1 DVD. Boy gets angry. Boy gets even, by constructing an extremely funny dialog between "DVD Jon" (famous for being sued at 15 for creating decss, a ridiculously small piece of code that defeated DVD encryption) and rapper "Lil' Jon." If you loved Cheney's and Leahy's freestyling in the Senate, you love Lil Jon meets DVD Jon:
dvd jon: Is that a Battle Royale DVD?
lil jon: YEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!
One day, both the RIAA and MPAA will learn to embrace open technology, instead of trying to stifle it. As long as that future looks nothing like Usher's "Dot Com" (from Waxy Links), I look forward to it.