...walking into Broadway Market...
Friend: You know, I really like Neutral Milk Hotel. I keep listening to "Two-Headed Boy."
Me: I like "Communist Daughter" myself.
Other friend: This emo music sucks.
Me: It's not emo, it's folk.
Other friend: But it's all emotional...
Another friend: Dude, that's a banjo.
Yet another friend: Well, it still sucks.