According to a Washington Post article, former Bears coach Mike Ditka will not replace Jack Ryan as the Republican candidate for Barack Obama's Illinois Senate seat.

"I don't know how I'd do on the Senate floor if I got in a confrontation with someone I didn't appreciate or maybe didn't appreciate me," said Ditka, known nearly as much for his hot temper as his Hall of Fame football career.

I thought that the vice president had already covered that one...