One day, I too will have female bodyguards who wear blue camoflague.

Seriously though, what is the point of blue camoflague (other that to match with your dashing blue robes)? The only place it would possibly come of service would be 1,000 feet in the air or underneath the sea. In both places, I would assume there would be other problems to worry about than whether your enemies can see you (actually, the very idea of camoflagued bodyguards seems a bit ridiculous; at least part of the importance of bodyguards is to act as a deterrent).

Do not even get me started on the orange, though.