I love this line in this press release on the Russian Ministry of the Interior's website:
The Head of the MOI of Russia Main Office in Northern West Federal District, Militia Colonel A. Novikov congratulated the guests on their professional holiday and thanked them for the true to life, objective and responsive publications as well as for the help in positive militiaman image creation.
One day, I will learn Russian, so I do not have to rely on these inaccurate (at least, I hope they are inaccurate) translations.