Both Le Monde (for the Francophones) and Pravda are reported that tATu (wtf is up with that capitalization? Who do they think they are, KaZaA?), the world's favorite lesbian pop group, wants to run for president of Russia. I am not sure whether the idea that they can avoid the age limitation (35 years) is a joke or not.
In national news, the Olsen Twins have declared their intention to enter the Democratic primaries. They are currently positioned ahead of Carol Moseley Braun.